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>The truth has no temperature
>Worship has no exceptions
>Irony has no redemptive qualities
>Love has no cure
>Reality has no back door
>Art has no completion
>Fiction has no inherent meaning
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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>Irony has no redemptive qualities
Uh, satire. - Anonymous
2 days ago
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>The truth is not always kind
>Loneliness knows no bounds
>Depression respects no timetable - Anonymous
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anyone else think he's kinda cute?
- Anonymous
2 days ago
See AlsoFake 'Woke' Site Dupes Conservatives Desperate To Prove The Left Has Lost It>there is a multiverse where every possibility exists in some universePolitiFact's guide to fake news websitesIt's funny how when he started with the doomer videos most people thought it was satire or over exaggeration.Reply
yeah, and word on the street is he had a huge wiener
>Irony has no redemptive qualities
Uh, satire.his problem with this was everything was becoming reflexively satirical (and I'd say its worse today) and sincere messaging in art became the exception rather than the norm
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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Allegedly, he was rather attractive as a young man. Then he started taking anti-depressants which made him swell up like a balloon. The bandana was meant to combat/hide this. As you can see in this picture, it still didn't do a great job with it, as his head was clearly on the brink of explosion. I've been informed that he had to gradually get more heavy duty bandanas as the swell began to strengthen. By the end of his life, he was wearing industrial grade bandanas typically only used by guerillas, as the fibres in these bandanas could withstand such great pressure that they could protect from grenade blasts. I heard from a friend of a friend of a realtor that they, the realtor, once met with Wallace, who was looking for a bungalow in southern California, and turns out he put on the wrong bandana that morning, one that no longer met the proper grade for his stage of cerebral edema, but he hadn't noticed it at first because his new bandana was the same color as this old one he had mistakenly put on that morning after getting out of the shower—easy mistake to make, I guess, especially since the swelling seemed to have subsided in the mornings after a good night's rest, making it hard to judge whether or not the bandana's quality was up to par—and so as the day went on, the bandana was slowly pushed to its limits, as the swelling intensified as the sweltering socal heat came on, until eventually, while viewing a delightful little yellow hut near Pomona, it, the poor old dilapidated bandana, gave way, allowing the bulbous wet mass of flesh that was the upper portion of David Foster Wallace's head to spill out, covering the entirety of his face, so that not even an apology, scream, or acknowledgement of embarrassment or dismay could have been let loose from Wallace's lips. According to my correspondents, the realtor passed out but then quickly regained consciousness before lending him her blouse to then attempt to reholster the blob of head mass into a more tight and compact figure. sh*t's fricked.
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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I'm convinced DFW didn't die and is just sh*tposting on IQfy
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2 days ago
I remember that anon.
I wonder what he thinks of my short story.
Post it.
- Anonymous
2 days ago
- Anonymous
2 days ago
I can see potential but it is inconsistent in style, word choice too often seems to be about avoiding repetitions/adding color which ultimately detracts, if you want to avoid repetition or add color rework or restructure the sentence instead of just throwing in an adjective/changing a noun. This is probably my biggest issue with it, it works against your style which is fairly direct and simple. you just lay things out as they are without fuss and then when a noun suddenly changes or an adjective gets thrown in it causes dissonance which serves no purpose and often a redundancy which adds nothing.
Thematically you seem to be working towards a comment on the absurdity of contemporary life? If so it is decently developed but his walk does not quite convey that absurdity, suggests but I could not see it until the bear showed up. There is a fine line there and the first part needs to remain realistic and not become blatantly absurd, I think you erred a bit too much on the cautious side and the walk is more banal . The ending I assume is to be him giving up or giving into the absurdity? It is a little ambiguous.
I think with a little effort into revision you could have a solid little story there and most of its faults are minor mostly showing a lack of polish and attention to the sentence level; minor redundancies like Texan and Dallasonian which don't really add anything, discontinuities like the laptop just appearing right before you needed it for the story, and the already mentioned word choice issues. Overall I liked it and hope to eventually see a more refined version.
If you have not read them I would check out Richard Brautigan's short stories (Revenge of the Lawn) and Breece DJ Pancake. Brautigan plays with/uses/exploits absurdity in a similar way to you and he should help you develop that. The first part of your story really reminded me of Pancake in the way you use the environment and his short collection should help you develop that. Keep at, anon.
- Anonymous
1 day ago
Thank you very much anon. You've seem to have given the best take on my short story so far. Everything you've said, I completely agree with, especially sentence structure (which really needs some polishing).
The walk was a bit rushed on my part, I was mostly invested in the bear scene. If I return to it and restructure it, then it'll be much better, I can assure you.
Thanks for reading it thoroughly, I'll keep this advice in mind.
- Anonymous
1 day ago
Oh I forgot to add. The title is "Polar Bears in Dallas".
- Anonymous
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I wonder what he thinks of my short story.
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Yes very, especially when he's sweaty
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profound, profitable, pioneering, precipitous, precious, precocious, perfect, precise, pleasing, poingnant, productive, pointed, pressurized, and powerful
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Read this accentuating the P in the most obnoxious way Possible
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The penultimate palavra perfectly pickled my pecker.
- Anonymous
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what a fricking douchebag
i'm glad he's dead- Anonymous
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You should never wish that on anyone, not even in jest